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What's the opposite of straight? [Jan. 17th, 2008|04:14 am]
Beth
[Current Mood |thirstythirsty]
[Current Music |Three's Company]

I have recently come to the conclusion that I love Dr. Phil. He is fabulous! I tivoed a couple of episodes this week, because the topic sounded interesting, but now I just have to watch him every day. I love him. I'm sure he crossed the line with the whole Britney Spears thing (He sure as hell violated HIPAA), but I love him. 

The episode I just watched was about girls who post pictures of themselves drunken, passed out, and puking on facebook and myspace. There was a job recruiter on there talking about how he would not hire someone if he saw those pictures, so I had to go through and edit my myspace, lol. I mean I sure don't have any drunken photos or anything, but I took of the cigar picture. And I changed my default picture, which was the Conan tattoo. I'm pretty sure that if your profile is set to private, and if someone is not your friend on there, then they cannot see any pictures other than the default. So that's good. And I deleted my facebook, since I never use it anyway. Myspace is way better. 

I just do not understand people who post drunken photos of themselves on the Internet. I mean,  ANYONE can see those pictures! Even if you have the profile set to private, people can copy and paste the pictures ANYWHERE on the Internet. The entire world can see you passed out in the bathroom or wherever. I don't understand why one would want people to see them in such a state. Ah well. It does not affect me.

Something that DOES affect me: Project Runway!! Rami was SUCH AN ASS to Sweet P today! Oh my gosh! But he sure got his! Too bad he didn't get kicked off. Kit was kicked off! Ahh I really liked Kit. Oh well. Christian (and Chris) won this week!!!!!

That dress is AMAZING! It is straight up COUTURE!!! Oh my GOSH, I love it! Finally, Chris was able to make something costume-y. I love him. And Shannon, I still do not see how it resembles pasta, lol.
That is the ready-to-wear version of the dress. The skirt doesn't really go, but you can tell without a doubt that it would be part of the same collection.


This was Rami's dress.... gah. He worked with Sweet P, and he was criticizing HER!!!! When this is what he came up with! Ass.

This was Sweet P's ready-to-wear version of Rami's piece of crap. I love her dress! The judges loved it, too! So SUCK IT, RAMI! Really, who puts pants with a couture dress?!?!?! Idiot. 

Ricky didn't cry this week. :-( But in the previews for next week, he was crying!! So excited.

At Bennigans, they have fried Twinkies. I do not understand why one would think to take something so gross and unhealthy, and make it even more gross and unhealthy... not everything needs to be fried! I enjoy French fries, and mozzarella sticks... and onion rings. And I believe I enjoy fried mushrooms. But fried Twinkies is just... no! It is unnecessary! Really, fried cheese is unnecessary as well. It just sounds so gross. "Fried cheese." I guess that is why most places call them "mozzarella sticks" or something to that nature.

OOH! Angela Kinsey is pregnant, and she said that Rainn Wilson calls her every few weeks and asks her how Dwight's baby is doing! Ahhh I love that!! Stupid writers strike. I hope we will some day get to see Dwangela's offspring!



That is all. Good day.



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I am not feeling fierce right now. [Jan. 10th, 2008|04:06 am]
Beth
[Current Mood |relievedrelieved]
[Current Music |Three's Company]

OH MY GOSH!!!!! PROJECT RUNWAY WAS SO EMOTIONAL TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CHRISTIAN ALMOST GOT KICKED OFF!!!! BUT HE IS SAFE!!!!! OHHHH DEAR LORD I AM SO HAPPY!!!! I literally cried tears of joy when it was announced that he was safe.... Oh my gosh I am so happy! I liked Kevin though, but I cannot even feel bad about his departure! There is too much happiness and relief that Christian is not gone!!! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh the relief!!!!!!!!!!!!! I feel like a loser. I have never cried over a reality show before... yet I did today! Oh man I am SO HAPPY!!!!!!!! AHHH CHRISTIAN!!!!!!!! His dress this week was so ugly, but he essentially did what his bitch client asked for. She was AWFUL! Christian should have won the whole damn thing just because he dealt with that girl. 


That is Christian's dress... it is not his fault that it is ugly!!!! It's that stupid model's fault! She fucking asked for that dress!!!! Damn her!!!!

In all actuality, Sweet P should have won! Her dress was BEAUTIFUL!!!! She's never won a challenge before! 

HOW DID THAT DRESS NOT WIN?!?!?!


Gah stupid Victorya and her ugly dress that ended up winning...

THAT PIECE OF CRAP WON!!! IT IS SO UGLY!


That is Kevin's dress... he lost. Maybe if the model had worn a damn bra, it wouldn't have been as bad!!! Kevin should have finished the hem, though... but still, the lack of boob support sure didn't help. Yet the judges didn't comment on that! Whatever. Jerks.

Ya know, I really don't like the challenges when they have actual clients, because it doesn't seem fair to the designers! They are supposed to design something based on what the client asks for, and still make it look like their own design. That is all well and good. But if they do what the client asks, and the client likes it, and the judges do not like it... the designer could very well be kicked off the show! Which is just stupid. If the client wants something fucking ugly, don't blame the designer for that! If the client likes it, they should be safe. Whatever. I am just SO GLAD Christian is still there!!!!! Oh good lord, the relief!

Okay, well, I shall be going now. YAY CHRISTIAN!!!!
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My name is Ruuuuudy! [Jan. 9th, 2008|08:25 pm]
Beth
[Current Mood |geekygeeky]
[Current Music |Golden Girls]

I did something completely unnecessary today. I got a Conan tattoo! 

 
There is ink and/or blood on my shirt. Oh well.

I also got a little jacket thingy to wear over my dress to Emily's wedding! And I bought my Spanx, and a bra appropriate for the dress. Lovely.

That is all. Good day.
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What do I look like, Dennis the Menace? [Jan. 3rd, 2008|09:39 pm]
Beth
[Current Mood |irritatedirritated]
[Current Music |Golden Girls]

My Conan Christopher O'Brien has returned to me!!!!! Oh my gosh, I am sooooo happy about this. I support the writers and all, but I actually like Conan better without them! As much as I want The Office and SNL to return, I shall feel a bit of disappointment when the strike ends. Conan is just so amazing without the writers! Oh god I love him.



Apparently there is a new episode of 30 Rock next week! And my TiVo informed me that Kenneth tries coffee for the first time during this episode! I cannot wait. That show is brilliant. 



Shannon and I watched Intervention yesterday. There was a man addicted to gambling (Gamblin Gabe!), and he was HILARIOUS! He sounded a LOT like Andy Richter, which made him that much more funny. This dude was in his 30's, and he was still depending on his parents for everything. He literally said "You are not fulfilling your parental obligations unless you pay off my debts!" He called them bad parents!!! They sold their house to pay off the money he lost gambling, and he wanted them to do even more for him!!! What a dick. Ah that episode was lovely. But the episode after that had a bulimic girl on there... yep, they showed her vomiting. Had to delete that episode. Couldn't finish watching it. *nausea* There was a sex addict on that episode, which I would have liked to have seen, but I could not risk seeing the girl vomit again. That was just uncalled for. Sure, it's fine to show people shooting up, but vomiting?! No, sir! I actually can't watch the people shoot up either, but that at least doesn't make me sick.

Project Runway was strange yesterday. The challenge was for them to go into the Hershey's store, and gather up as much material as they could in 5 minutes, and then make an outfit from it. Then the judges are like, "Well, that's not wearable! This was very poorly constructed!" What the fuck?!?! How about YOU create an outfit from that shit, Heidi Klum! Goodness. I hate Heidi Klum. Honestly, how can you tell them to make an outfit from items in a damn candy store, and be surprised that it is not wearable?!? "What?! You couldn't make an outfit from candy wrappers?! How do you expect to ever go anywhere in this industry?" Fools. Ah I do love that show, though.

So this entire entry has been about television. That's sad. 

I have nothing else to say. Bye bye.
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I need to let them know that I want steak! [Dec. 31st, 2007|09:01 pm]
Beth
[Current Mood |boredbored]
[Current Music |90210]

Yesterday, Shannon and I went to Battle Creek to look at dresses for Emily's wedding! I bought mine!!! It is sooooooo cute. It reminds me of the dress Marilyn Monroe wore in The Seven Year Itch... except it is not a halter... and Marilyn's dress didn't have black lace on it.... and hers appeared to be cotton, while mine is a satin-y material. Yep. So I hope it is acceptable to wear a cream colored dress to a wedding. Ah well, if it's not, it's not. And Emily said it's fine, lol. Ooh, I may or may not have bought six pairs of earrings yesterday, too! Ever since I got my ears pierced, I have been more obsessed with buying earrings than buying shoes. I guess that's a good thing, since earrings are cheaper... though I buy those in larger quantities than I would shoes. Ah well. Anyway. So I need to get a new bra to wear with the dress I bought... the strapless bra I have isn't low-cut enough. And I need to buy a sweater or something, since the dress has spaghetti straps and I am fat, and those two things just don't go together. Yep. AND, I should probably get some shoes as well.



I bought a black, sparkly clutch purse for the wedding, also! When I got home, I noticed that it was from Amanda Bynes' fashion line... I was sad. But the purse is cute, though! Stupid Amanda Bynes.

Angelica gave me a $20 giftcard to Walmart for Christmas! So I FINALLY bought The Office season 1!! Yay! At Walmart, apparently you are only allowed to pay for your dvds in the electronics section, not up front... that is strange. I do not approve. Not that they need my approval, though.



There is an Intervention marathon on today! Haha, that show is awful. I love it. 

I do not know what else to say. So I shall go now. Happy New Year, everyone!

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No he was not, he was a total douche! [Dec. 27th, 2007|02:48 am]
Beth
[Current Mood |thankfulthankful]
[Current Music |90210]

Merry Christmas, everyone! It is like 2 days late, but oh well. 

My Christmas was lovely. I got SNL season 2, a couple of serial killer books (very festive, no?), a pair of Little Mermaid socks, a pair of very colorful earrings, a pair of jeans, The Gnomemobile!!!!, and, my favorite gift: "Roseanne Roseannadanna's 'Hey, Get Back to Work!' Book." I just finished reading it, and it is soooo hilarious. Oh my gosh, I LOVE it!!! I've read plenty of comedy books in my day, but I've never really laughed out loud while reading them, but I was cracking up while reading this. It is amazing. Aw how I miss Gilda. Not that I ever knew her, so I can't really miss her... but you get the gist. Anywho, so my parents and I had the most non-traditional Christmas dinner ever: Steak and potato salad. And green bean casserole (my favorite holiday food!), butternut squash bisque, and banana cream pie! I love that it was more like a 4th of July dinner than a Christmas dinner. Yay for my family!

So my daddy's uncle is in the ICU! He apparently has blood poisoning. He wasn't doing very well for most of the day, but he's doing better now. I guess he finally peed, and that is a very good thing... I started laughing when my mommy told me that, lol. I shouldn't have, but what can ya do? "Wow, he passed urine! He is going to make it now!" It's just hilarious that of all things, PEEING is what is the sure sign that he will be okay. Well, it's not a SURE sign, but things are certainly looking better. So that's good. My dad's dad died from that blood poisoning business. All these years, I thought he died when an aneurysm burst in his stomach, but that is not so! The doctors still tried to save him after the aneurysm burst, but it caused so many toxins to get into his bloodstream or something.... eesh. That is terrifying. Anyway, so, hopefully my Uncle Bob will make it!

And my mommy had to have a biopsy today! She's had her period for quite some time now, for like a month or something... so the doctors did an ultrasound and they found fibroids on her uterus or somewhere in that vicinity. It's probably nothing serious though. My aunt had to have a hysterectomy because of that, though her case was more severe than my mommy's appears to be. The doctor said they might to some procedure where they like, take a wand-type instrument and burn the fibroids... *shudder* But that is apparently less drastic than a hysterectomy. It sounds FAR scarier, though. 

AND, my aunt has to have a biopsy on her thyroid next month! There is a lump or something on there that needs to be biopsied... goodness. So hopefully everything shall be okay with her as well as my uncle and my mommy!

On to happier things! I saw Juno today! I love Michael Cera!!! It was a good movie, but Juno herself was fucking annoying. And there wasn't enough Michael Cera or Jason Bateman. But that's okay I guess.


Haha, his shorts...

Shannon and I went to Barnes and Noble, and the mall today! Not a good idea... I ended up buying a shoe calendar (which is why we went to Barnes and Noble in the first place), a Marilyn Monroe calendar, 7 pairs of earrings, a serial killer book (it was only $4!), and 3 pairs of socks. I discovered that I enjoy socks. Not to wear with shoes though, since I don't have shoes that require socks to be worn! But I like wearing them around the house. Yep. Oh my gosh, they had socks with Zac Efron's picture on them!!!!! I was cracking up. Who would buy those? I'm sure I would have bought some Backstreet Boys or Hanson ones, though... actually I would still get Hanson ones...

Shannon and I also went to Red Robin for dinner, to see if the George Michael Bluth guy still works there... we did not see him, but we did see a dude who looks like a young Dwight Schrute! So that was exciting.


Also exciting about our visit to Red Robin? There was a hair in my salad, so both Shannon's and my meals were FREE!!!!! I only had to pay for my alcoholic beverage, which is fair. I love free things, even if it comes at the cost of a hair in my food. I got a free Cobb salad to go, so it all works out!

I do not know what else to discuss, so good day.

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On this day, you become my husbee. [Dec. 22nd, 2007|02:42 am]
Beth
[Current Mood |happyhappy]
[Current Music |90210]



Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story is AMAZING!!!!! Oh my gosh, I cannot wait until it comes out on DVD. I bought the soundtrack today on my way home from the movie. I LOVE it! And there were so many delightful cameos! Paul Rudd, Jack McBrayer, Ed Helms, Jason Schwarzman, Justin Long.... ahhh it was lovely. And Jenna Fischer was in it! I adore her.


Shannon got me a Starbucks mug and a Starbucks gift card for Christmas!! And the gift card came in a little mitten!!! It is so cute. Yay, Starbucks! I ordered her present 3 weeks ago, and it STILL has not arrived!!! I do not approve of this. Not one bit. 

Shannon and I watched a bit of The Office season 3 today! Ahhhh on the blooper reel, John Krasinski walked into the scene with his pants down... but his STUPID MAN PURSE was in the way of his penis. I mean, he was wearing boxer shorts and all, so it's not like you would have been able to see the penis... but... we could have seen some bulge at least! Gah damn the man purse. Ah well, some day I will see his bulge. And it will not be covered by shorts or a man purse. I am very ambitious when it comes to my future sexual conquests.

I like that picture of him.

I bought a nubby throw today! It is a pink blanket... but it's called a nubby throw. It's so soft! It smells gross though, so it is currently in the washing machine. Shannon says it smells like when you open the package that a Barbie comes in. *that's what she said*

I believe I will go now. Good day.
 
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This is like the 3rd time I've done this survey. Oh well. [Dec. 20th, 2007|04:10 am]
Beth
[Current Mood |nauseatednauseated]
[Current Music |Golden Girls]

Do a Google image search for the answers to these questions, and post your favorite result in your livejournal. (http://images.google.com is the Google image search, and to post an image, type < img src=" http://website/filename.jpg ">


1. The age you will be on your next birthday.



2. Your mothers middle name.
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3. Your favorite color.





4. The place you lost your virginity, or would like to lose your virginity if you haven't.
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5. A bad habit of yours.


6. Your favorite fruit or vegetable.


7. Your favorite animal.



8. Last name of your kindergarten teacher.


9. The name of your pet.


10. Your favorite singer/band.
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This guy is a genius. It would be an honor to be killed by him. [Dec. 20th, 2007|01:33 am]
Beth
[Current Mood |hyperhyper]
[Current Music |Young and the Restless]

Here are some pictures for your viewing pleasure.

 
My baby Christmas tree, Ruby.


Me and a picture of John Krasinski.


Me and a picture of Will Arnett and Amy Poehler.


John Krasinski. Fuuuuuuck I want him!!!!!!!!!!!! *someday*

Anyway. So those pictures of Krasinski, Will Arnett and Amy Poehler are from The Gap. You would think they would have the scarf that Krasinski is wearing... but they do not. I want that scarf! "Here, why don't you model for The Gap? Here, just wear this scarf... yea I don't know where the hell it's from... not The Gap though!" Jerks.

I made cupcakes today! From scratch! They look lovely! I have only tasted the batter, and that was REALLY sweet. As was the frosting (also from scratch, thank you!). So I may contract diabetes from those. Ah well. It's bound to happen sometime.

I enjoy the show Intervention. When watching that show, you keep saying to yourself, "I shouldn't be watching this! Why am I watching this? This is so horrible! Why is this even on TV? This should not be on TV!" It shows people getting high, and then their families intervene, and they show them fucking talking to them about their addictions, and they're crying, and begging for them to get help.... why is that on TV? Who even agrees to be on this show? Yet I enjoy it. I especially enjoyed this alcoholic lady on there. She kept falling down! They showed her fall literally like 10 times. It was so hilarious. But not something that should be on TV for the whole world to see! 

I bought a Playboy today! Tina Fey did an interview in that issue, so I felt it necessary to purchase it. I have a girl-crush on Tina. She is amazing. I like Playboy, too. It is a fine periodical. I should subscribe to it. 

I don't know what else to say. So I shall go back to watching Young and the Restless. Farewell!
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Hot guys O-Z [Dec. 16th, 2007|06:45 pm]
Beth
[Current Mood |annoyedannoyed]
[Current Music |Dumb and Dumber]

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