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I hope a third thing doesn't happen to em! [Dec. 16th, 2007|01:03 am]
Beth
[Current Mood |coldcold]
[Current Music |Home Improvement]

This is random, but I have decided that, despite that bitch Oprah's endorsement of him, I shall be voting for Obama. He reminds me of the Kennedy's, and I like that. He is going to do something about the health care situation. And, if stupid Bush hasn't resolved the war by the time he's out of office, I have faith that Obama can fix things.  Gah I just hope Oprah doesn't gloat if he becomes president (which he probably will). "Look at MEEEEEE!!! If it weren't for me, Barack Obama would not be PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STAAAAAATES now!!!" Gah I hate her so much! Her show just needs to be cancelled already. Her and her damn "Oprah's Favorite Things" episode. Who the fuck cares what her favorite things are?!? The only reason people in the audience like that episode is because they get free shit. Free shit that no one has any use for, such as a refrigerator with a damn TV in it. Why would you need a television in your FRIDGE?! Stupid Oprah.

Wow. So this entry shifted quickly to a rant about my hatred for Oprah, when I intended it to be a mere statement that I am voting for Obama.


He is hot. But that has in no way influenced me in my decision to vote for him!

So the Justin Timberlake episode of SNL was on tonight! I do not care for Justin, but I LOVE when he hosts SNL. He is rather funny, I have come to realize. Ahhh the Target sketch was on this episode! "Berble germ." "Angelina Joleerr." "Haalliday caaandeerrrls!" "I hope a third thing doesn't happen to em!" "I burned my lips! And they were already chapped. And now, I find out I'm allergic to my new lip balm!" Ah good stuff, good stuff.



That is all. Good day.
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Hot guys J-N [Dec. 15th, 2007|08:43 pm]
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[Current Mood |thirstythirsty]
[Current Music |I Love Lucy]

 
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Hot guys D-H [Dec. 14th, 2007|03:34 pm]
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[Current Mood |boredbored]
[Current Music |Full House]

 

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Hot guys A-C [Dec. 13th, 2007|07:23 pm]
Beth
[Current Mood |fullfull]
[Current Music |Guiding Light]

I have decided to post my Hot Guys list. It is a very long list, so I shall not post it all at once.

 
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That was just a mean shot at Brian Williams for no reason. [Dec. 10th, 2007|04:01 pm]
Beth
[Current Mood |happyhappy]

I am finished with my Christmas shopping! I am happy. I may or may not have bought Angel 10 toys, and a new necklace (the other one broke when I was playing with her. I went to grab her toy from her mouth, but I ripped her necklace off, lol). I gave her 2 of her new toys already, one of which is an olive!!! It's so awesome! And the other one is shrimp sushi. I also got her a bouquet of flowers (designed by Isaac Mizrahi!), a blowfish, an octopus, a bottle of champagne, bamboo, a duck... I don't remember what else. These are all plush toys, by the way. Yep. So she's spoiled as hell. I fucking LOVE her olive toy! I shall see if I can find a picture of it online. Lovely, here it is!


I might be allergic to hummus. I bought some from Hardings the other day, and it was YUMMY, and nothing happened to me. But I bought a different brand from Meijer, and I ate it, it was also YUMMY, but my face got all red and itchy. It was like that for almost 24 hours. I took Benadryl, which made me really really sleepy. And I felt high or something... So hopefully I will never have any reason to take Benadryl again, eesh. That stuff is scary. Anyway! So I don't know if I am allergic to the hummus or not. That is the only thing out of the ordinary that I ate or drank that day. I hope I'm not allergic to it! It's soooo good. I bought some from Target today, so we'll see, lol. I should just not eat it. Oh well.

You know who could be murdered and I would not be sad about it? Oprah. She's all vying for Barack Obama. Like, REALLY vying for him. She only wants him to be president because he is black. I do not recall her caring about other presidential elections. And you know damn well that if Obama wins, she's gonna be all like "Ooh, I'm so powerful! He never would have won if it weren't for me!" Ah I HATE HER! I am seriously considering voting for Hilary now, just because of Oprah. I don't feel too strongly one way or the other, with Hilary vs Obama. I'll be happy with either of them. They're both going to do something about the health care in this country, so that's good. I was actually going to vote for Giluiani, just because he handled 9/11 so well, but then I did some more research and found out that he doesn't really have a plan for dealing with the health care situation. So... yep, Hilary or Obama it is. They both appear to be fine candidates. I shall do some more research though. I have almost a year to decide anyway, so it's not important now. I really hope I end up liking Hilary more than Obama, though! Fucking Oprah. I just realized that I have the words "murdered" and "9/11" in the same paragraph. I wonder if this entry will raise a red flag with certain people. I think we all know what "people" I am talking about. I would rather not throw that word into this entry! That would be bad.

I love the Cheddar Asiago Sourdough Squares from Target. They are AMAZING! I wish they sold them at Meijer, since Target is kind of far away. Too far to go to buy those crackers all the time at least. Oh dear, another red flag word. "Target." I am referring to the store, and only the store.

SNL season 2 is out on DVD now!!! If I don't get that for Christmas, I will be upset. I think I will get it though. I have only mentioned it 100's of times to my parents over the past few months. 


That is not SNL season 2, but it came up on Google Images when I searched for it, and I like it. Yep.

Hmm. What else is there to be discussed... I guess that is all. I shall leave you with a Christmas-y picture.



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You used my leg as a tampon! [Dec. 7th, 2007|12:40 am]
Beth
[Current Mood |hungryhungry]
[Current Music |Home Improvement]

Today I decided that I want to marry Nick Lachey. Or a man exactly like Nick Lachey. I do not know why I decided this today, but I did. I love that he is obsessed with watching sports. Even though I am bored with sports, I can't marry someone who is also bored with them. It is not natural for a man to be bored with sports, especially football. No idea why Nick Lachey opened my eyes to this, but he did. 



Oh man, he was on Oprah the other day, and Oprah asked him, "Was your public divorce painful for you?" What the hell kind of question is that?! "No, it was SO much fun! I want to do it all over again!... Oh, wait, we're DIVORCED now, so we can't go through a fucking public divorce with each other again." Idiot. How is she an accredited journalist, with questions like that? My God. 

Christian didn't get kicked off of Project Runway this week! No real reason why he would have. But he is my FAVORITE person on there, EVER, so I worry that he will be kicked off. I don't even care if he wins the whole thing, as long as he makes it to the final 4, which would obviously ensure that he is in every episode. 



I like Superbad. I didn't like it when I saw it in theaters, but Shannon and I watched it again the other day, and it is wonderful. I LOVE Michael Cera! The best part in the entire movie was when he said "They said that would happen..." Ah he is amazing. And HADER! Hader in GLASSES, no less! So hot. But more importantly, Michael Cera. I am mad that he hosted that SNL thingy. Stupid not living in New York. :-( Hopefully he will host the live show, whenever it fucking comes back. Ah and hopefully Jonah Hill will also get his chance to host.



I am going to get a pretzel now. Bye bye!



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There are TONS of pictures in this entry. Like, 100 or so. [Dec. 4th, 2007|01:58 pm]
Beth
[Current Mood |disappointeddisappointed]
[Current Music |90210]

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Where did you two meet? An Amber Alert? [Nov. 30th, 2007|03:10 am]
Beth
[Current Mood |gigglygiggly]
[Current Music |90210]

I saw Robert Kelly!!!! He is soooooo hilarious. Too bad the "emcee" dude was not. Oh my gosh I wanted to punch him. But Robert was so amazing! And I met him! He's so sweet! He called me "baby" and he called Shannon "sweetie." LOVE HIM! Shannon and I wanted to ask him to ride the trolley with us, but we were scared that he would be mean, lol. He seems SO nice when he is not on stage. When he's on stage, he's a jerk, lol. He called some girl an alcoholic. He said something like, "Okay, we get it, ya alcoholic!" And he called some other people serial killers. 



 I am fucking OBSESSED with Hot Rod! It is SO the type of movie that a 13 year old boy would like (as Andy himself said), yet here I am, a 22 year old girl, IN LOVE with that movie. Oh man. Shannon and I were quoting it all day. "I whill! I WHILL forget it!" Ah and the commentary is amazing, too. I want to be friends with them. And that is sad.

Shrek the Halls was on last night. The gingerbread man slept between 2 pieces of bread!!!!!! And he was like "Excuse me! I don't feel so good." Then he threw up, and the vomit was a chocolate chip. I laughed really hard about that, and I don't know why. Oh my gosh, I want a pet gingerbread man. I would take him everywhere, and he would be my best friend in the world.



That is all. Goodbye.
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I whhhill! I whhhill forget it! [Nov. 28th, 2007|05:51 pm]
Beth
[Current Mood |soresore]
[Current Music |I Love Lucy]

So... apparently Josh Peck smokes pot. He has admitted this to High Times Magazine. How will I ever watch Drake and Josh again?!?! And why, WHY would you even admit to this if you are the idol of many a pre-teen? Fool.



Anyway. So Hot Rod came out yesterday. I fucking LOVE that movie! There is nothing about it that sucks, really. And I got to see Hader wearing the shirt that I bought off of ebay, lol. That was exciting. I have no idea why I love that movie so much! A few times when I was watching it last night, I was like "What the heeell? Why do I like this movie?" But I do.



"He won't be smiling... WHEN I MURDER HIM!"
"Man, that totally shatters my universe."
"I used to be legit. I was too legit. I was too legit to quit. But now I'm not legit. I'm unlegit. And for that, I must quit."
"What's that song about a grandma getting run over by a reindeer?" "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer?"
"You know I have a horomone disorder!"
"She tasted like egg... and not in a good way."
"Raspberry?.... Psych! Very Cherry!"
"Maybe I'll pick up a box of dong bags, so we can knock boots later."
"This is my hat, now! This is totally my hat!"
"Balls, man! We just ran over a small bus!"
"I am gonna get you better, and I am gonna beat you to death!"

My back hurts. I do not know why. It better not be because of my choice in foot-wear. Oh, that would be tragical.

I am seeing Robert Kelly tomorrow! *excitement* And there is a new 30 Rock tomorrow! *more excitement*

There was supposed to have been a meeting regarding the writer's strike on Monday.... I have not heard anything further about this! So I guess they're STILL on strike. Gah. Jerks.

Bye bye.

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WHEEL! OF! PENIS! [Nov. 25th, 2007|01:54 am]
Beth
[Current Mood |happyhappy]
[Current Music |Melrose Place]

So... didn't get to meet Dane. I believe I was far too cocky about it before... and that is why I did not meet him. I am sad. But it was an AMAZING show! And I met someone named "Jeff" after the concert. That was fun. I do not know what else to say. Other than that I did not meet him. :-(

That is all. 

Good day.

Ooooh, also, this man is hot, just so you all know.

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